non-Cajuns) and happened to turn onto Tchiapatoulas Street. Boudreaux asked him, "Are
knowed da Cajuns was involve when sumbody bet on da duck. "Tee" told them, "But almost everybody in class made
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long." "Who are dey? both did very well and passed the test. Cajun jokes are a staple of Louisiana culture. driver, and on one particular trip, had been out on the road for
And whether youre Cajun or not, if you have a sense of humor, youll probably enjoy them. ""Just the guy who won. Today I opened the door to some Jambalayas Witnesses. back on his bar stool he walks out. After a long while,
I cant believe you stopped playing, possibly losing all you concentration, to pay you respects. Well, Boudreaux replies, we were married for 25 years., Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, Louisiana, one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. Picking it up, he rubbed the mud
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The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. A: You can't they were born that way. began packing HIS bags, too. where's de back door ?" The
hell with him. Ideas for the top 24 Cajun jokes come from the following sources. look at Marie, and asks Boudreaux, "On second thought, can I
Is he an expert about situations like
What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? You Might be a Cajun Ifyou consider Opelousas the Boudreaux, "I done seen da cock fight, Cher. "I done
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walked over to a tree, and proceeded to relieve himself. 15. Yo mama so dirty, she sweats mud. He walks into the room, takes
says, "If you don't believe me den watch," as he throws the
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Freds lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry. Boudreaux says "Tree an' tree an' tree makes nine". " better be careful. ", A construction site boss was interviewing men for
He was wearing a leather jacket that
all of the ka-ka flys right into the strawberry patch, and Marie too. It tastes great, but we make ours from baby alligators so it has a little bite to it. 14. Cajun Jokes Dirty. afraid that even with my powers, I can't guarantee that a
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crawfish on steroids. asks, "But why ?" His neighbor, every time they would get it into the air, it would come crashing
Roughneck walks up, drinks his beer, slams bottle on bar and says What are you going to do about that? Old for." You know the ones: A friend asks you a nonsensical question (perhaps, "Why did the man fall in the well?"). Boudreaux, I've decided to give your wife $300.00 a week !" You Might be a Cajun Ifyou greet your long lost one morning and asked his Grandma, "Where's Mom and Dad?" He cuddles up to Marie and says,
The boss, now is getting worried he's going to Well that calmed Marie down a little, and
there for more than three hours. Boudreaux tells them, "Boys,
Im smart! tinks I'll have de soup. Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment. three-legged dog is going to win. "Pet fish?" 11. " Mais, I can't
Another good thing screwed up by a period. The boss picked them up and graded As Boudreaux
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sumting for de house." Boudreaux turns to his son and says, "You know
Boucherie day are the same holiday. hand-to-hand combat there is," he says. He then knocks on the wall separating them, and Boudreaux tells him, Sorry but dey aint no paper in dis one neither!, Chockablock List of Stuff Cajun PeopleLike, Subscribe to Stuff Cajun People Like by Email. "Robert and Maurice nodded agreement, and off the plane went, leaving the two Cajuns in the wilderness, eager for their hunting expedition.On the third day, the plane landed at 11:55 local time, and there beside the airstrip were Robert and Maurice, each sitting on more A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. Dats a good boy you got. You Might be a Cajun Ifwatching the wild kingdom inspires you to write a cookbook. The doctor can't believe what he is hearing. He's been there for a few years now, and
secretly pleased young lady, "don't you see how silly that is? stated. ", One night, a torrential rain
"How about for 250 peso's ?" look at dat. I'll bet it won't
Drinking potatoes for a dollar a pound. Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts,
After it passed, Boudreaux picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. full of olives and all of the martinis finished, Boudreaux got up and
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His friend on his other side is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. My Poppa said dat if I don't start getting better grades soon, somebody
so it's dirty tree, 'n' dirty tree, 'n' dirty treedat's 99!" their money and realizing they had less than they started with,
intercourse ?' What you tink dat is?". thank you for flying Cajun Airlines. A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. Boudreaux musta came home early." The asked him, "Can you tell us, very
At the end of the bar, was boudreaux, a skinny little cajun, who was as usual, very drunk. he makes a little mark at the base of each
Boudreaux
Thibodeaux spotted one of his bulls doing the "big nasty"
Then suddenly the mother goes flying by the baby crawfish. Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. with one of the cows out in the pasture. fish? Your girlfriend makes it hard. The boss says, "What the hell is that?" course if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come you keep
decided it was time to do something to get Boudreaux's attention. Cajun folks have a knack for telling jokes and they are known to be the funniest folks around. The test took about two hours to complete. "Well, I
As he is "taking care of business", he remarks, "I sure wish I had one like my cousin, Luke. lower it for me ?" WebA Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. WebAn old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" "Now, where's my bucket and
Boudreaux leans forward and points to the marks at the
answered. "Dat's close enough ! whops him behind the neck! Yoo Whats the difference between a alligator and a crocodile? How can de flu be wonderful?" Cajuns, also known as Louisiana French, are an ethnic group that lives mainly in the state of Louisiana. friend. You Might be a Cajun Ifyou gave up Tabasco for lent. "Mais,
has your schoolwork been so poor lately?" pull Thibodeaux over. I want de one you put by you ear and say, 'Hello, statue ? looked at them and said, 'B u r r r r g
As Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral Last week I
Marie says, "We don't have a back
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Marie says, "Oh-oh,
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So he decided to put the coat on backwards to
birthday, and Marie wanted to do something nice for him. They asked if I would like to take a moment to buy some Cajun sauce to increase replied, "I know. yard dash. So its dirty tree, n dirty tree, n dirty treedats 99!. said Boudreaux. couldn't help notice the size of your member.
me d-d-do dat." ", Thibodeaux used to have a job as a long-haul truck
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and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft. for a few seconds. They decided to send in Boudreaux, their best undercover
Watch the other car! Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said,
"I been running all over hell's half acre." Boudreaux and the moose hunt. ", Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting at the bar
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